iPod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On black Friday(actually it was Thursday night) my mom took me to Toys r us to get an iPod touch for me!!!! I'm blogging from it right now.

@ Panera

So I'm here at Panera Bread for my Mom's 40th birthday (Happy Birthday, Mom!) waiting for my Jane Eyre class to begin. Its a very long book, but other than that, nothings going on. I'm just really, really bored.

LATER: Okay, So I'm not at panera any more, but who cares? I just googled myself (not my real name, but thechumbles). I came up with 5-12 pages of results (The number kept changing). You should try doing it sometime. Oh yeah, and if you google me, heres an explation for everything that doesn't sound like me: That was, like, 3 years ago.

If this happened to me, I would laugh so hard.

You Will Beleive RC cars can Fly...
NOTE: The only reason I saw this is because I get a GI feed to My Yahoo! page, so there.
Video is pretty funny, to be honest and the comments on it are even funnier. They remind me of my neighbor, who literally buys games to glitch. It's pathetic, and I haven't seen him for how long? A week, maybe? A month? Who knows how long, but seriously, learn somthing from this--don't glitch for the rest of your life, or you will be hated for life. Oh yeah and guess what video game causes the most break-ups? Call of Duty.

Announcements

Please note that next year is 2011, not 2001.

This is an announcement for my school, and somebody screwed up.

IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!

 Ha! It's amazing that Kirby's Epic Yarn got a better GI score than CoD Black Ops. It made my day (technically, it made my day yesterday, but I didn't post it until today). IN YOUR FACE COD!!!!!

A Day At Work-Episode 7

And here it is, folks! Time for some yummy lunch on November 1 with the office crew. Paul's begining to get worried when his boss doesn't show up for lunch, but he soon arrives and a trip to the hospital follows these events. PLease note that none of these events occured in real life, and that these "Actors" are not getting paid, so no, you cannot go hire them for your next movie. Also note that M is the same person as Thechumbles, but M fit better.

World Records that make no sense

I just realized that theres a list of the top 50 video game series of all time (made by the guiness world records or whoever they're called). Guess who got first? HALO! Of all of the video games, it HAD to be Halo, didn't it? I know what your answer was: Super Mario/Zelda. You were WRONG! Guess who got second? CALL OF DUTY!!! OF COURSE! And again, you were wrong. Ha. Guess who got third? ZELDA!!!! YAY!!! This time, you were right. Of course, Halo isn't THAT great and CoD is overated. By the way, I'm hiding in my house for a week after I publish this, because one of my weird naighbors is going to read this and probably kill me for saying CoD is overrated. Oh yeah, the full list is here

Just noticed that a bunch of the games never had a sequel (or at least at the time of the list being made). These "series" include LittleBigPlanet (I know theres a sequel coming, but nobody know in May 2010), Pong, etc. Plus there were stupid games like Runescape and LEGO Batman.

Duct Tape Project #1

I <3 Duct Tape! I make a bunch of stuff out of it, so here's project #1: A wallet. It has pockets for cards, a pouch for change, and a place for dollar bills. make sure you Velcro the change pocket shut!

I've been to the future! Part 4

Sorry this took forever, I've been very busy.

After running for a while, I wondered, "Why am I running?" So I slowed down to a walk. After walking for a while, I  came to a room full of dancing aliens...wait...no that was actually the dream I had last night, I actually walked into a room with...a giant rollercoaster.

"Hey! Get on!" Tyler yelled, as him, TJ, Patrick, and Pablo rode down the humongos hill, screaming. We did like a gazillion loop-de-loops and there were like 400 1/2 inversions! It was EPIC! But anyway, after the ride, the four of us walked down a dark hallway, and then the fixer thingamajig started beeping again. so Pablo pulled it out of his pocket and pointed it into the darkness.

"What's going on?" TJ yelled as we were sucked into some kind of a teleporter and we were back on our street.

"Hey, the fixer is gone!" Patrick said.

"You're right," I replied, "where did it go?"

Then Pablo's Back to the Future side showed again and he said, "It means that the space-time continumm is fixed now, so we can go home.

"Ohhhhhhhhh" we all said.

So we went back to the present/past (well, the present now, but the past when we were in the future). All was well except that that somehow, Tyler lost a finger when we were teleporting, so now Tyler has nine fingers. Oh well. Oh yeah, and Pablo's turned into an alien (see it on his blog, PABLOg). But other that that, we're okay, and nobody died, so its all cool.
The End

Jellyfish and Double Rainbows

Jellyfish: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iubJ-XSL9go

Double Rainbow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI
Okay, so the video isn't THAT funny, but the guy talking is hysterical.

A computer that is smart enough to remember where I've been.

All I wanted was a book!

No when you read the title, you're going to say, "Oh, it's about some new kind of computer" but it isn't. It's about the one that I have already (crowd gasps). Alright, everyone knows that right next to the little favorites bar is a button with history. I like it, because I can't remember the name of that amazingly epic game that I played yesterday.  But now the remembering has gone too far. All I needed was a book (Inside Out, in case you were wondering) for my book club, so I looked on Borders.com to see if they had it att the store. Now, I see Borders ads poping up all over the place. Curse the computer's memory.

Video Games in court

If you don't already know, theres some law in California about violent video games being banned or something like that. No, wait, the law said somthing like that it would be illeagal to sell violent video games to people under the age of 18 and sellers would be fined for doing so. Oh yeah, and the video games system would be entirely changed (no more ESRB) so that violent video games have (I think it was) a 2 in. by 2 in. label on the box explaing it was violent and all that junk. A few places if you want to learn more.

US Supreme Court hears arguments on California video game law(ITworld)
Supreme Court Case Transcript (GameInformer)
Enemy Of The State (GameInformer) This was in the actual magazine, and it basicly says what the law is about, pros and cons, etc.

A Day at Work Episode 6

And here it is, ladies and gentlemen! Number 7 is on its way, its going through the editing process currently.

Description: Paul is yet again back in the office, and his boss is absolutly NOT happy with the way he's been working. Today, he's paying a little visit, and his assistant happened to be nearby with a camera (although the battery cover is broken). A fight breaks out between the workers. Ohhhhh! suspense!

Rated E for Everyone. Content includes "Mild Cartoon Violence".

Election Day

As you may or may not have guessed already, I'm cyberschooled (fancy way for saying I do schoolwork at home on a computer). As you probably know, tomorrow we go to vote on various stuff that I honestly couldn't care less about. As you probably have experienced, there are many automated phone calls going around. I made up my own for you to fill in.

Hello, I'm A-[(insert political office)(insert name)] B-[(insert name) and I'm running for (insert political office)], and I'm here to tell you that I'm sick and tired of these stupid automated phone calls. Thats why when you elect me in (insert number) days, I'm going to stop this. Press (insert number) to show your support for me. If you hate my guts, press (insert number) and recite your current address. I'll see you tonight. Click

Happy Voting!