Duct Tape Project #1

I <3 Duct Tape! I make a bunch of stuff out of it, so here's project #1: A wallet. It has pockets for cards, a pouch for change, and a place for dollar bills. make sure you Velcro the change pocket shut!

I've been to the future! Part 4

Sorry this took forever, I've been very busy.

After running for a while, I wondered, "Why am I running?" So I slowed down to a walk. After walking for a while, I  came to a room full of dancing aliens...wait...no that was actually the dream I had last night, I actually walked into a room with...a giant rollercoaster.

"Hey! Get on!" Tyler yelled, as him, TJ, Patrick, and Pablo rode down the humongos hill, screaming. We did like a gazillion loop-de-loops and there were like 400 1/2 inversions! It was EPIC! But anyway, after the ride, the four of us walked down a dark hallway, and then the fixer thingamajig started beeping again. so Pablo pulled it out of his pocket and pointed it into the darkness.

"What's going on?" TJ yelled as we were sucked into some kind of a teleporter and we were back on our street.

"Hey, the fixer is gone!" Patrick said.

"You're right," I replied, "where did it go?"

Then Pablo's Back to the Future side showed again and he said, "It means that the space-time continumm is fixed now, so we can go home.

"Ohhhhhhhhh" we all said.

So we went back to the present/past (well, the present now, but the past when we were in the future). All was well except that that somehow, Tyler lost a finger when we were teleporting, so now Tyler has nine fingers. Oh well. Oh yeah, and Pablo's turned into an alien (see it on his blog, PABLOg). But other that that, we're okay, and nobody died, so its all cool.
The End

Jellyfish and Double Rainbows

Jellyfish: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iubJ-XSL9go

Double Rainbow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI
Okay, so the video isn't THAT funny, but the guy talking is hysterical.

A computer that is smart enough to remember where I've been.

All I wanted was a book!

No when you read the title, you're going to say, "Oh, it's about some new kind of computer" but it isn't. It's about the one that I have already (crowd gasps). Alright, everyone knows that right next to the little favorites bar is a button with history. I like it, because I can't remember the name of that amazingly epic game that I played yesterday.  But now the remembering has gone too far. All I needed was a book (Inside Out, in case you were wondering) for my book club, so I looked on Borders.com to see if they had it att the store. Now, I see Borders ads poping up all over the place. Curse the computer's memory.

Video Games in court

If you don't already know, theres some law in California about violent video games being banned or something like that. No, wait, the law said somthing like that it would be illeagal to sell violent video games to people under the age of 18 and sellers would be fined for doing so. Oh yeah, and the video games system would be entirely changed (no more ESRB) so that violent video games have (I think it was) a 2 in. by 2 in. label on the box explaing it was violent and all that junk. A few places if you want to learn more.

US Supreme Court hears arguments on California video game law(ITworld)
Supreme Court Case Transcript (GameInformer)
Enemy Of The State (GameInformer) This was in the actual magazine, and it basicly says what the law is about, pros and cons, etc.

A Day at Work Episode 6

And here it is, ladies and gentlemen! Number 7 is on its way, its going through the editing process currently.

Description: Paul is yet again back in the office, and his boss is absolutly NOT happy with the way he's been working. Today, he's paying a little visit, and his assistant happened to be nearby with a camera (although the battery cover is broken). A fight breaks out between the workers. Ohhhhh! suspense!

Rated E for Everyone. Content includes "Mild Cartoon Violence".

Election Day

As you may or may not have guessed already, I'm cyberschooled (fancy way for saying I do schoolwork at home on a computer). As you probably know, tomorrow we go to vote on various stuff that I honestly couldn't care less about. As you probably have experienced, there are many automated phone calls going around. I made up my own for you to fill in.

Hello, I'm A-[(insert political office)(insert name)] B-[(insert name) and I'm running for (insert political office)], and I'm here to tell you that I'm sick and tired of these stupid automated phone calls. Thats why when you elect me in (insert number) days, I'm going to stop this. Press (insert number) to show your support for me. If you hate my guts, press (insert number) and recite your current address. I'll see you tonight. Click

Happy Voting!